Staff Letters: Dave

November
In 2 months I'm leaving this country
I can't wait
For the time being, I have quit smoking, not because I want to but because I can't afford it. England is turning out to be an expensive fuckin place. I am having a terrible time at school. Classes are boring me to the point that I don't want to do the work anymore. I cannot work ahead, the teachers will not allow it, which means that I'm forced to go slow, and when I do that I get bored and then I start to fuck up, which I'm very good at.

Earlier the week I wrote this I discovered that a pick goes right through the side of a refrigerator, and that when you're in a bad mood, this is a very good way to relieve your tension and anger. On the negative side, make sure you don't let freon into the atmosphere, it's not a good thing. And if it happens in your garage, my suggestion is to open the garage door and then go inside for a while. Just a suggestion though. And if it happens that this does not solve your problems, I suggest that you do NOT throw your cordless phone at the wall. They are rather expensive to replace, in parts or as a whole. But if you so choose to do this, then I suggest making sure that you dismantle the equipment down to the last resistor.

I have a bad feeling that Metallica is going to release an album and go on a short US tour while I'm in England, and that I will run out of money so I can't stay in England when they come there for the perfect timing that is my life.

Fuck it.

Dave

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