Staff Letters: Dave

I hate December
I got fired last month
That's lovely, no?
Thankfully I'm still living at home, so, no heart attacks on how to pay the rent or anything...I'll just tell my parents they can live without it
In the process of applying to MIAD (Milwaukee Institute of Art and Design)...
So, I'm looking for a job, and trying to get my drawings done. Slow process.
My mom, of course, thinks it should be easy and quick and that I should have everything taken care of already. Like drawing a picture is like taking a photograph or something. I should have a job she says
So what am I gonna do. I need a job, right? She says I can't keep a job.
So should I apply to school? I'm not fast enough, she wants me to get a job.
Does that make any sense?
Fuck no
FUCK NO!
NOW
Jiggle balls
Crack is GOOD for your balls
Metallica is coming
December 31st
January 3rd, 4th, and 5th
Gonna make my 10th show
Scratch my ass and call me Annie
S&M is great
The tape is great
The cd is great
Everyone jump for fuckin joy
Have a merry Christmas
Have a happy umm...I can't spell Hanukkah
Have a happy whatever the fuck you're gonna celebrate, I'M gonna have a happy Christmas, I'm gonna fuckin enjoy myself, and if the world doesn't like it, they can go fuck themselves.
NOW
I think I'm getting emphysema or however they fucking spell it
I say fuck a lot, don't I?
I have no vibes this month
Or, rather, the vibes I have are rather odd, rather personal, and I know nobody else wants to hear them, so I'm not gonna say them.
Ya'll have a happy whatever the fuck
I'll see some of you in Detroit
I might not see any of you afterwards
Jingle Bells

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