Staff Letters: Dave

October
Fuck October
Right in the ass
Preferably with a red hot poker
I have to be at work at five in the morning
Overtime
Last month led to a large Metallica disappointment
But, as are many things, it was another enlightening experience, and more proof to me that things in this country are very, VERY, not right
If there was a way for me to change it, I would, but there's not
October
Still no girlfriend
Just saw the movie Ed TV tonight. I think he fucked up. He had to grow his balls during the movie so he could stand up to the pricks at the end. Had he had any balls to begin with, he would have done something with that chance. Man, I'd love to have that happen to me.
I personally am beginning to hate my life.
There are three important things to me in life. Those, as they always are, are great (cept for one little Metalli-disappointment, but, well, that's just life).
The rest of life sucks
Though, Wisconsin Death Trip is a kick ass cd.
I'm supposed to use this letter as a vibe and rant list type thing, but truthfully, I don't think anyone gives much of a damn about any major problems I'm having... if they do, and would like to give me some opinions, I'd love to hear 'em...problem with this ranting is that there's no solutions from it... I'm not one to bitch and sit still with it... it gets nowhere... I want results. I just don't want prison. Bubba's too big for me. I'd have to get steel underwear welded to my ass.
I've just realized the other day that I can't leave where I am. I was gonna apply to a couple schools out east... though, some have stupid shit requirements and I couldn't get in, others I might get into... problem is, I can't leave here. Anyone else ever had that problem?
I feel like Jim Carey in the Truman Show at the end. Besides my 3 exceptions, I have nothing.
Morbid ass shit right there huh?
Maybe this isn't the right place to say this, and maybe she's gonna be REEEAAALLLYYY pissed off at me after this... but I want to say it here, so she knows I mean it... Annaleigh, I'm sorry for what's happened to ya recently... I want to be around more, I just can't figure out how yet... and I apologize... I really do...
Ok. Now. Metallica. Great Lakes tour? Just started a new job and it already looks like I'll be taking a few days off. Anyone wanna help my tattoo fund? OR!! Give me help in an idea! I have a couple religious tattoos on my arms at the moment, and I want to get a tribal that has something to do with religion... I've seen pictures of things...cat, eagle, dragon, etc, made into tribal pictures... anyone have ANY ideas for me on what kinda picture to get made into a tribal? I wanna get a tribal on each arm from at LEAST my elbow to at LEAST the bottom of my neck. Maybe a bit lower and higher, respectively.
This is turning out to be a longass letter.
Should there be a dash in longass? Long-ass?
My vibe list is gonna be in letter form this time, again, I think.
Good shit... friends... at least they understand...Bad shit...moneyless, womanless, etc. etc. etc.
SO
somebody gimme some ideas!
ya'll know the damn email address, it's on the site a buncha times. And POST you fuckers! It AIN'T that hard. And it only takes a minute of your time. I feel so USED... people come for news... they're just using us!
Sometimes...:::sobbing:::...sometimes, I just... :::sobbing:::... just get so... :::sobbing:::.... :::insert high pitched voice:::.... just so emotional!
Ok that was gay
I'm not really done now, but this was long as shit. Keep on checkin' out the site. We don't have a poll up right now, but ideas are always welcome... anyone who works on the site will listen... my ICQ # is 46684558 by the way... talk to us
I'm gonna quote Pantera here
partial quote anyway... I gave the cd away a while back, so I'm guessing here, but something like Fuck the world for all its worth, every inch of planet earth.
I love God, and he made a beautiful creation here...but he gave man free will and we done fucked this shit up.
Sometimes I wonder... no... I wonder more than sometimes... well, fuck me, I'm rambling again... YOUR ASS SMELLS LIKE A ROSE... Static X... the one and only
There's 3 day old pizza on my desk. and last nights soup. And a soda from a couple months ago. I think... it might be from yesterday... I dunno which one I drank. Anyone else's desk have food, college applications, a calculator, keys, a wallet, a case with hair clippers, cd's, tapes, disks, a money jar, NyQuil, a toothbrush, contacts, a phone, a lamp, a pencil sharpener, two remotes, and about 50 loose papers on it? Oh, and a pencil and the mouse and monitor, of course.
I'm gonna end this now.
All you fuckers out there who read this... talk to us... we ARE people y'know... and sometimes I'm normal... just ask... umm... someone knows I'm normal... someone, somewhere.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
'Nite.

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