Staff Letters: Dave

Let's start this letter out with the word fuck.
Fuck.
Ok.
Fuck.
Better.
Fuckin, this tour shit, I can't fucking wait to hear these dates... I'm gonna sell my fucking blood if I have to, I WILL fuckin be at at LEAST one show... I'd be happy if they did the Milwaukee mile and the stadium in Chicago... I really do need to see an entire fuckin 'Tallica tour, then I could die a happy fuckin asshole. My my, I'm vulgar. Lets see... what else... just saw Star Wars: Episode 1... pretty good movie... not quite as good as the first 3, but I still liked it a lot... I wish I was a fuckin Jedi... I'd make myself sandwiches from my chair and shit... and I've always been a fan of the saber fights... I wish the one jedi hadn't died though, I liked him better than the guy who played Obi Wan Canoli... and for some reason, I'm thinking Natalie Portman is hot... even though she's like 12, or something... I still haven't figured that one out... 2 questions about the movie for anyone that would like to answer them... when the 2 jedi's and the weird floppy eared guy were underwater in that ship, the qui gon gin or whoever said replied to the ear guy's question about "where are we going" with "The force will guide us" yet 2 minutes earlier, he had just said they needed a navigator... what's up with that? And then when he freed skywalker, whatever happened to that thing that he said would blow them up if they went towards the outskirts? Lets see... everything else basically fuckin sucks... actually... wait... the shit that we got coming up around the site is fuckin cool... fuckin shit... i think that's about it for now... well... I've really been getting back into reload and load the past few days... fuckin kickass... oh yeah, why'd the fuckin weird guys from the federation people talk like chinese/japanese/etc. etc.? I thought that was rather cheesy. "I will be chancellor" and i'm motherfucking hyper... I think I'm going to try and save as much money as I can, and next time 'Tallica does a full tour, I'm gonna try and see the entire motherfucking tour... that'd be fuckin tight... anyone else wanna come? Thought so. Ok... Clouded the future of this letter is... fuckin done... have a good month, 'Tallica fux...
Latrz
Dave

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